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Loading ...The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
The Pope thought it was a good [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Exclamations:
“Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!”
“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
Threats:
“I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.”
“This’ll jar your preserves.”
“Don’t you be makin’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on ya!”
Good Things/Compliments:
“Cute as a sack full of puppies.”
“If things get any better, I may have to hire [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...EDITORS NOTE: This is an actual 1976 letter from a Youngstown, Ohio, bride-to- be to her bridesmaids and ushers. Read it and count your blessings. (FROM HARPER’S MAGAZINE)
Dear Bridal Party:
From time to time I will be dropping everyone a line or two to keep each of you informed about how the wedding plans are progressing [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Customer: “I’ve been calling 7001000 for two days and can’t get through; can” you help?”
Operator: “Where did you get that number, sir?”
Customer: “It’s on the door of your business.” Operator: “Sir, those are the hours that we are open.”
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Electronics Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced eachother for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have bought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...once upon a time there where 2 black people. now look how many.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...yo mama soooo fat that wen she went to KFC she licked ALLLLLL them fingers.
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