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Loading ...A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take.
The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry.
The hillbilly heard this and said “Great! Be sure and give him lot’s of that there […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Tiger Woods was traveling through rural Kentucky in his new Mercedes. He stopped at a small gas station and asked the mechanic if he could get his oil changed.
“Why sure,” the mechanic said, not seeming to recognize the golf star.
About thirty minutes later the oil change is complete. As Tiger started to back the car […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.
The redhead went […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
“No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, “Give me a drink,” and the bartender says, “No, man, I told you last time — you’re too drunk”
Five […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks?
Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, “Les’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they’re sixteen. And the twins, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day. So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater.
He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought this was strange but we forgot […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
She responded, ”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender laughs and says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, “You have a drink called Steve?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo’ mama’s so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven
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