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Loading ...A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two friends from the Ozarks went hunting.
When deep in the forest one of them stared shaking, turned pale, fell to the ground, thrashed around for a while and then lay still.
His friend was startled and worried. He had no first aid training and did not know what to do.
His friend had obviously [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:
Dear Wife (that’s what he called her):
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Preserving the Egg of Life
Obviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing the
struggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impending
winter. The rites begin at the Autumn Equinox and culminate on the
first day of the New Year, with great festivals identified with bowls
of plenty. The festivals are associated with flowers such [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1, to yell for Daddy!
Similar JokesBulb TroubleThree blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.
Blonde: We …Presidential Candidate Light BulbQuestion: How many Republic presidential candidates from 2000 did it take to screw in a light bulb ?…How many [...]
