Some Tech-Support jokes (apparently true!):
Tech: Okay, sir, to finish opening your account, I will need you to provide a credit card number. Customer: All right, hold on. (some rustling around) Okay, do you have it yet? Tech: Well, no. You haven’t given it to me yet. Customer: Sure I did, I just stuck it (the [...]

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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor.”
Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.”
“My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.”
“The problem is,” she complained, “It wakes me up.” [...]

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You might be a redneck if…
You see a sign that says “bridge out” and you try to jump it.
You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan.
Warp drive describes the condition of your car.
Your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell.
You go to the dentist for a “Tooth Cleaning”. [...]

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A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, What the hell was that? He replies, Touchdown, I am [...]

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10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7) Are knives sharp?
6) Can sharks hurt a human?
5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3) Can I eat broken glass [...]

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