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Loading ...A women accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said: “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. 1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…”
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit!…
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Slay Ride (To the tune of Sleigh Ride)
Don’t hear that cash drawer jingling,
Ring ting tingling tee
Come on, it’s time we better
Put a network together that’s free.
Outside our stock is falling
And friends are calling ‘boo hoo,’
Come on, it’s time we’d better
Put some software together that’s GNU.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let’s go
Our money [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his
doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an
advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like
heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do.
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to [...]
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad.
One was a blonde and one was a brunette.
After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted.
The blonde goes to see if she made it that night.
Once she found out she made it she got out her cell [...]
