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Loading ...Why can’t Computer Scientists tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.
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send me some good c…Short Christmas jokesWhat did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the lady. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up.”
When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress.”
The second man said: “I’ll walk [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.
He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
“Hurry over here,muh house is on fahr!”
“OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?”
“Shucks, don’t you fellers still have those big red trucks?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They only screw in cars.
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A: They think someone [...]
