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Loading ...A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”
“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...10. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.
9. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be owned by the Governor.
8. The big event is the 100m Sisterchase.
7. Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers take aim at muskrats and ATF agents.
6. Urine [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers.
1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven’t had any caffeine in about 6 hours.
2. You wonder why on earth anyone would make a programming language conform to such absolutely bizarre rules of grammar but in a strange way it actually begins to make [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Tom drops in on the golf course wanting to play an impromptu round of golf. The golf pro explains that they’re pretty busy, but there is a woman about to tee off by herself, and if Tom hurries, he can play with her.
Tom rushes down, and asks the woman if he can join her. Mary [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps
Similar JokesWelfare applicationsFor those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income be…Redneck TheftYou might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food [...]
