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Loading ...She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’ll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.
So, she took it [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You’ve never paid for a haircut.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Life is much like basketball: some score points, while others just dribble.
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Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!Life and ComputersIf Life Were Like A Computer:
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
…What is Life?If [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How can you tell if you have been spending too much time at home on the Internet?
Your spouse emails you a message saying dinner is ready and she/he uses the address
“Your spouse@home.com.”
Similar JokesBenefits of having Alzheimer’s disease5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You …You Know You’re [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?
She threw it in the water and stepped on it.
Similar JokesBlonde SmokerHow did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?
She threw it in the water and stepped on it.
The Heart Of The MatterA man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?
She threw it in the water and stepped on it.
Similar JokesBlonde SmokerHow did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?
She threw it in the water and stepped on it.
The Heart Of The MatterA man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his [...]
