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Loading ...Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One Alabama neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, last night I saw you f**king your wife.”
Joe responds, “The joke’s on you Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two chaps were fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer.
The bar tender told the bear that they don’t serve bear’s at this bar.
The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a good mood so if he didn’t get a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After a hard day at work a blonde walked into her local bar and ordered a drink.
Whilst quietly relaxing she overheard two men telling each other dumb blonde jokes. Infuriated she left the bar early and started to drive home. On the way home she spotted a blonde in a boat trying to row [...]
