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Loading ...A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear about the player who spent too much time in the bunker?
He got mail addressed to Hitler.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won’t be able to graduate tonight.”
Well now, Bubba was the starting right guard for Cox’s football team, and when the student [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth - if you lie, you disappear.
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first,
“I think I’m the smartest [...]
