How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don’t feed it!
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This one will sleigh you !

Why is a reindeer li…The first reindeer seen in a barOne evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to [...]

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Once, a redneck asked me : “what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?”
“what?”
“Nothing - you’ve already told her TWICE!!!”
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James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next to an attractive woman. He gives he…Question Of HeightA man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands [...]

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“Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?” asked Jane’s best friend.
“Why shouldn’t I?” said Jane.
“Well, maybe he is having an affair?”
“No way” said Jane “he never returns with any fish…”
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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says,
“Give me a beer and give me a mop.”
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Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
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Her husband was a blonde too! Older WomenStop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.
Their bellybutton between t…Older WomenStop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.
Their bellybutton between t…Did you hear about the [...]

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