A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, “Les’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they’re sixteen. And the twins, [...]

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There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day. So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater.
He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought this was strange but we forgot [...]

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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
She responded, ”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
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A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender laughs and says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, “You have a drink called Steve?”
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Yo’ mama’s so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven
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