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Loading ...This town Inspector for the state of Texas was saent to a small town in West Texas.For Mapping Purposes. He drove into a small town and parked his car. The first thing he saw was a Cowboy chasing a coyote down the street. The Cowboy caught the coyote and comensed having sex with it in [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!
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O…Team In AWhy did the American Football team go to the phone booth?
To [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’ nametag?
A: “‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one?”
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Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’ nametag?A: “‘Debbie’…..Making DonutsA man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man gdouble bourbonoes into a bar and orders double bourbon.
He takes a sip of the drink and says to the bartender: “I shouldn’t be drinking this with what I’ve got.
” The bartender says: “What have you got”.
The man replies: “30 cents”.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
Second golfer: “How so?”
First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.
If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
First golfer: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don’t feed it!
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This one will sleigh you !
Why is a reindeer li…The first reindeer seen in a barOne evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Once, a redneck asked me : “what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?”
“what?”
“Nothing - you’ve already told her TWICE!!!”
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James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next to an attractive woman. He gives he…Question Of HeightA man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?” asked Jane’s best friend.
“Why shouldn’t I?” said Jane.
“Well, maybe he is having an affair?”
“No way” said Jane “he never returns with any fish…”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Skeleton walks into a bar and says,
“Give me a beer and give me a mop.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
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Their bellybutton between t…Older WomenStop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.
Their bellybutton between t…Did you hear about the blond?Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute [...]
