You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her kids.
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What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?They’ve both been fingered…Gonna MarryA redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna [...]

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How come the pony couldn’t speak?
Because, he was a little horse.
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A Celtic fan is walking home from a match in his Celtic kit.
He fancies a drink, walks into a bar and found himself surrounded by blue and white. He’s walked into a Rangers’ bar.
A deadly silence falls over the pub.
Then the barman clears his throat and says, “In here, we give Celtic fans a toll [...]

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She said: Wat do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said: It’s not my fault…I ran out of money.
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If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
The driver says,” ‘ Bout what?”
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Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive.
Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting [...]

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What’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!
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They are both useless [...]

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DOS Air:
Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane,
push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hits
the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop
on, jump off…
Mac Airways:
The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the
same, talk the same, and [...]

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Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
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