Microsoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” which will clear up space on users’ hard disks. It is estimated that a typical Windows 95 installation contains about 2,842,597 iterations of the word “Microsoft”, in copyright notices, end-user licence agreements, ‘About’ screens, as well as several multi-megabyte files containing nothing else [...]

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$ Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. $ If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while [...]

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One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ”That parrot repeats everything he hears.” ”That’s alright,” the man replied. So the man bought [...]

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