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Loading ...Microsoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft”
which will clear up space on users’ hard disks. It is estimated that a
typical Windows 95 installation contains about 2,842,597 iterations of
the word “Microsoft”, in copyright notices, end-user licence agreements,
‘About’ screens, as well as several multi-megabyte files containing
nothing else (the so-called ego.dll series), etc. […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...$ Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
$ If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there.
$ […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.
He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ”That parrot repeats everything he hears.”
”That’s alright,” the man replied.
So the man bought […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?
They both make their assistants disappear!
Similar JokesGary Condit-CadabraWhat do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?They both make their assistants disappear!Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. “…Condit ArrestWhat will the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Similar JokesDid you hear about the blond?Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who…It gives us a bad nameThere was a blonde driving down the road listening to the […]
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...POSITION: Mom
JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, “Hell yah, get a load of this!”
And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood.
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.”
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
“Also,” says the director, “You must pass a […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did they call the blonde twinkie?
She liked to be filled with cream.
Similar JokesStudying the twinkiesIn an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristic…Cheerleading TryoutsOne day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad.
One was a blonde and one was…Dye, Blonde, DyeWhat’s it called when a blonde dyes […]
