Jokes, funny pictures, free cartoons, humor, fun pages, and more at myjokez.com!
>
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, “Who here is a Mets fan?”
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied bye raising their hands, except for one girl, Rosie.
The teacher asked, “Who do you like, little girl?” Rosie replied, “I’m a Yankees fan and I hate the Mets.”
The [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if…
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You’ve ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is “What the h–l are you looking at, Sh-thead?”
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You’ve ever [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband’s car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe!
Similar JokesBeware the Blonde TerroristDid you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband’s car?She burned her lips on the tai…Japanese ManagementFour corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The car sped off the highway, went through the guard rail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.
A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
“Good lord, mister,” he gasped,
“Are you drunk?”
“Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,
so he says “Ms. Whack, I’d like to borrow $30,000, please.”
The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick
Jagger, and a personal [...]
