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Loading ...A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, “Hell yah, get a load of this!”
And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood.
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blue, and I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze, softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May, you ain’t got no scales but I luv you [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window
—-Sydney
…The WheelA Pirate walked into a bar and asked the [...]
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He looks down the bar and sees another piss drunk man keep falling off his stool. The man finishes his drink watching the other man try to get back up on the stool.
Feeling sorry for the drunk, the man tries to stand him [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two whales are swimming along one day, bored.
One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, “Hey, why don’t we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?”
“Well,” says the other whale, “I’ll give it a blow job, but I refuse to swallow to swallow any sea men!”
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