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Loading ...There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a race, when they see an accident on the side of the road so they pull over! They go to help the victim, but they realize she is naked, so they take off their hats.
The first guy was a Earnhardt fan, and put his hat over [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert’near took out the whole trailer park.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
The prostitute says “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says “Are you done already?”
The blonde says “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch.
He asks,
“So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”
The pirate replies,
“We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two little snakes were hissing near their pit.
The mother snake came out and said, ”What are you doing hissing near our pit. If you want to hiss go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss. The two little snakes went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss.
Mrs. Potts came out and said, ”Hey you two [...]
