Espanol para Matadors

Published in January 6th, 2008

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
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Para Dichloro Benzene
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Redneck and Deer

Published in January 6th, 2008

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately
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Keep blonde in suspense

Published in January 6th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I’ll tell you tomorrow)
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Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

Published in January 6th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,
“Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I bet my rottweiter would beat the heck out of it.”
50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.
Another drinker [...]

Smart Fish

Published in January 6th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
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