A Scottish tourist

Published in January 10th, 2008

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A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!”
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter hits a slam and [...]

Take the carburetor

Published in January 10th, 2008

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If your wife ever says, “Take the carburetor out of the tub so I can take a bath,” you might be a redneck
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Irritable

Published in January 10th, 2008

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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!
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Clear wall

Published in January 10th, 2008

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Why did the blonde climb over the clear wall?
To see what was on the other side.
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