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Loading ...Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt
Master of Judo
Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques:
Escape from Dojo
The quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.
Sleeper Stance
Standing at the corner of the dojo pretending to be observing the students as they sweat with [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do lawyers and Bullfrogs have in common?
Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
From dating blonde men.
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Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I’m a big girl I won’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.
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