While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted: “Are there any gators around here!?”
“Naw,” the man hollered back, “They ain’t been around for years!”
Feeling safe, [...]

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You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”
Similar JokesRedneck GrandmaYou might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look befor…Christmas Cookie DoughEvery year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay [...]

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
Similar JokesLawyers ‘n’ ShinglesQ: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?A: Depends on how thin you slice them.Lawyers and LightbulbsQ: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.Lawyers [...]

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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help, We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house is on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light [...]

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
3) The Lion King is hosting an [...]

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