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Loading ...You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994
In case anyone has od’ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for some reason not know, the major league baseball player strike began today.]
No team flights on Continental Airlines.
Goodbye boring baseball hats, hello festive sombreros.
Make it legal to cork their pants.
Baseballs with delicious [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says
‘brains for sale.’
He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says
‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’
and another sign that says
‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.’
So he asks the man behind the cashregister,
“how [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
The 1st brunette says, “I just know I’m going to have a girl, ‘cuz I conceived while I was on my back”.
The 2nd brunette says, “Mine’s going to be a boy, ‘cuz I was on top during conception”.
The [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared.
The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at [...]
