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Loading ...Two scuba divers surface after a long, deep dive. As their heads pop out of the water, a squad of jets (called Buccaneers in South Africa) flies low above their heads. The one diver puts his hands over his ears and shouts, “It’s those Buccaneers!!!”
To which the other replies, “Yeah, mine are hurting too!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off the cliff. There were no survivors.
Bad News: There was an empty row of seats on the bus.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.
The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18″ alligator.
The bartender says, “What do think you’re doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don’t allow pets in my establishment”.
The guy tries to explain. “Look he won’t cause any trouble. He’s well trained and I’ll prove it”. He then proceeds to put the alligator [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the [...]
