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Loading ...Question: Why can’t MICROSOFT built any cars?
Answer: Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks: “Are you sure?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One sunny afternoon in 1999, Bill and Hillary Clinton were at a baseball game. Right as the game was getting ready to start, Bill stood up, picked up Hillary, and threw her out onto the baseball diamond.
When Bill Clinton sat down, his chief advisor leaned over to him and said, “You know, Bill, you may [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a Lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer’s house. The farmer says that there are only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, “I’m humble, I will sleep in the barn.”
So, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn’t [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two whales were swimming around in the ocean, when a ship appeared. The male suggested to the female that they have some fun and tip the ship over with their blow holes. She was hesitant at first, but finally went along with it. Then, he said,” since that was so much fun, let’s go back [...]
