He is new to baseball

Published in January 21st, 2008

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.
“You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!”
“Really? How’d you do that?”
“I dropped the [...]

Tourist Attraction

Published in January 21st, 2008

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce [...]

Hellacious

Published in January 21st, 2008

Posted by sahil in Lawyer

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Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven?
Hell was full.
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Dogs in Bar

Published in January 21st, 2008

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Man with a German Shepherd dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter. Bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” Man says “But this is a Seeing Eye dog!” Bartender says “Well, OK, then I guess it can stay.”
After a while, the man and the German Shepherd get up [...]

Monkey fall out of tree

Published in January 21st, 2008

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
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