The minister was on the golf course when he heard a duffer, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. “I have often noticed,” chided the minister, “that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language.”
“Of course not,” screamed the man. “What do they have to swear about?”
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Q: What is a double-wide salad?
A: It’s for people who can’t afford a house salad
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Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?
Because deep down, they’re really not that bad!
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Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
To keep her ankles warm.
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DAY 70 — My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
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