Pain Everywhere

Published in January 24th, 2008

A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
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Texas Transplant

Published in January 24th, 2008

Posted by sahil in RedNeck Jokes

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Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush’s visit to their ranch earlier that day.
“The funniest part,” the first one said, “was when he kept trying to honk the cow’s horns, complaining that they didn’t work.”
They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, “No, the best was when he asked if [...]

Qualifying for Heaven

Published in January 24th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Lawyer

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They [...]

Blonde transportation

Published in January 24th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody.
I called her up later and asked how she like it.
She told me it was OK, but that it didn’t look so good once she had taken it out of the crate.
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Elephants come from

Published in January 24th, 2008

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Where do elephants come from?
A great big stork brings them.
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