2 People In One Grave?

Published in January 25th, 2008

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother . “Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone [...]

Great Writer

Published in January 25th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Computer Jokes

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in [...]

Frog Worth Millions?

Published in January 25th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. [...]

Blonde and physicist

Published in January 25th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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What did the blonde say to the physicist?
“Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
Similar JokesJokes of science 02The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist’s office, waving a graph taken off his…Waht`s two plus two ??An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief [...]

Elephant in bed

Published in January 25th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Animals

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your bed?
He’s had an ‘E’ on the front of his pyjamas.
Similar JokesAn ant and an elephantAn ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant …PeanutsThree mischievous boys went to the zoo.

They decided to visit [...]