A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that’s bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? [...]

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How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it!
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Shoot the people pushing it! Requesting a three day passPolish Tank

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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”
The waitress turns and walks [...]

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How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
By the chipped tooth.
Similar JokesVibrator HusbandA 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.

She opened the doo…Blonde in a Round Room

How do you keep a blonde busy?Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator [...]

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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty [...]

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