“My uncle ran for Senate last year.”
“Really? What does he do now?”
“Nothing. He got elected.”
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“Really? What does he do now?”
“Nothing. He got elected.”Speaking PartJohn’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the …TarmacTwo pieces of black tarmac [...]

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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!
Similar JokesTHE COLLEGE DICTIONARYCAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.

MAJOR: …THE COLLEGE DICTIONARYCAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.

MAJOR: …Summer Camps Not For Kids 10 [...]

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If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Similar JokesThe Coach and the Football TeamQ: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?A: Because they kept losing their matches!Team In AWhy did the American Football team go [...]

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“You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”
Similar JokesChanging a Light BulbQ. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He just holds it up there and waits fo…PMS AND THE LIGHT BULBHow many women with PMS does [...]

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Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?
Similar JokesGood Girls - Bad GirlsGood girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
…Good/Bad GirlsGood girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, ” what’s for breakfast?�…Three Girls in the DesertA blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette [...]

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