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Loading ...“My uncle ran for Senate last year.”
“Really? What does he do now?”
“Nothing. He got elected.”
Similar JokesPolitically Speaking”My uncle ran for Senate last year.”
“Really? What does he do now?”
“Nothing. He got elected.”Speaking PartJohn’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the …TarmacTwo pieces of black tarmac [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!
Similar JokesTHE COLLEGE DICTIONARYCAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: …THE COLLEGE DICTIONARYCAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.
MAJOR: …Summer Camps Not For Kids 10 [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Similar JokesThe Coach and the Football TeamQ: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?A: Because they kept losing their matches!Team In AWhy did the American Football team go [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”
Similar JokesChanging a Light BulbQ. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He just holds it up there and waits fo…PMS AND THE LIGHT BULBHow many women with PMS does [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?
Similar JokesGood Girls - Bad GirlsGood girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
…Good/Bad GirlsGood girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, ” what’s for breakfast?…Three Girls in the DesertA blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that’s bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it!
Similar JokesTaliban Tank TrixHow do you stop a Taliban tank?Shoot the guy pushing it!Tank GirlHow do you stop a blonde tank?Shoot the people pushing it!Requesting a three day passAn Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says “…Polish [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”
The waitress turns and walks [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
By the chipped tooth.
Similar JokesBlonde in a Round Room
How do you keep a blonde busy?Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the co…Vibrator HusbandA 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.
She [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty [...]
