Published in January 27th, 2008
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert [...]
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Published in January 27th, 2008
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace [...]
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Published in January 27th, 2008
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.”
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and [...]
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Published in January 27th, 2008
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,
“Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”
Similar JokesDid you hear about the blond?Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who…It gives [...]
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Published in January 27th, 2008
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.
One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was [...]
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Published in January 26th, 2008
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. “So you buried all [...]
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Published in January 26th, 2008
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:
“Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?”
“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Went away?”
“They disappeared.”
“Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I [...]
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Published in January 26th, 2008
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender [...]
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Published in January 26th, 2008
How does a blonde part their hair?
By doing the splits.
Similar JokesBy doing the splits.Q: How does a blonde part their hair?A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)A2: By doing the splits. One day a blonde went into a department …One day a blonde went into a department store.She said to the owner, “Can I buy that [...]
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Published in January 26th, 2008
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Similar JokesElephant and ManWhat did the elephant say to the naked man?”It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”An ant and an elephantAn ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes [...]
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