An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. [...]

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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer making love to a beautiful woman. “That’s not fair,” he complained. “I face torment for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend [...]

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DANGER: new viruses discovered!: Turner Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children. Government Ecomomist Virus : Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. New World Order Virus : Probably harmless, but it makes [...]

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