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Loading ...An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer making love to a beautiful woman.
“That’s not fair,” he complained. “I face torment for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...DANGER: new viruses discovered!:
Turner Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.
Government Ecomomist Virus : Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
New World Order Virus : Probably harmless, but it makes a […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three girls are walking in a magical forest.
Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them,
“Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, I will make you disappear!”
The first girl, a brunette, says, “I think I am a very kind and thoughtful person.”
*Pooph*, she […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?”
The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, “It’s my horse. Why do you want to know?”
The cowboy looks at him and says, “Well, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip, the guy would never return to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“One million dollars,” the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.
Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself. […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A sailor and a pirate are drinking at a waterfront bar and they proceed to swap sea stories. The sailor notes the pirate’s peg leg, eye patch and hook.
“So tell me,” asks the sailor, “how did you come to lose that leg?”
“Arrgh,” says the pirate, “‘Twas a black squall swept me overboard. Whilst in the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After traveling a few blocks, a blonde realizes she had no money and immediately informed the driver. “You’d better stop. I can’t pay you and it’s ten dollars already,” she said.
The driver checked her out in the rear-vision mirror.
“That’s okay,” he said. “I’ll turn down the first dark street, get in the back […]
