A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, “I’ve played [...]
A Floral Apology




(No Ratings Yet)A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for
his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his
bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly
requesting a dozen red roses. “I’m sorry,” the clerk said. “This
man just ordered our last bunch.”
The desperate customer turned to the other man and [...]
Meals on Wheels




(No Ratings Yet)Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful — she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he [...]
Einsteinium




(No Ratings Yet)Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner.
“Well,” said the chaffeur, “I’ve got a good idea. [...]
Blonde and inflatable doll




(No Ratings Yet)What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About 2 cans of hair spray.
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