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Loading ...There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.
“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer.
“Well”, says [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away with this?”
”No, I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “May I help you, sir?”
The duck says, “Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time:
Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddy’s products have in common?
1. Neither can stand on its own two feet [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Harley at the side of the road?
One’s a bike in a ditch, and the other’s…
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