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Loading ...A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, “Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.”
The novice teed [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...At the height of a highly publicized political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney lashed out at a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.
The prosecutor again blared, “Isn’t it true that you accepted [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
* Women’s Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana
I’ve decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
If [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a black box.
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