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Loading ...“If you’re going to work here young man, ” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.”
“Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?”
“Oh, yes, sir.” responded the young man.
“And another thing the number one thing we are [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you don’t want to crush your cigarettes!
Similar JokesYou Might Be A RedneckYou might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you don’t want to crush…Redneck LogicTwo rednecks decided they weren’t going anywhere in life, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we’ve got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”
Similar JokesOverheard in a computer shop:Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.” Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we’ve
got a large variety….BossA man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in his bed ‘’sleeping”. She called his name, but he didn’t get up. So she took [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me [...]
