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Loading ...Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here.
St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and?
his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor
was most at ease. “Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she?
asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who?
appears completely normal?”
“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple?
question which everyone should answer with [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting [...]
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Why did the turtle Cross the road?
To get to the ”Shell” station!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three railroad construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.
“Man,” the Chinese man says. “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”
“Man,” the Italian says. “If I get another slice of pizza in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”
“Man,” the redneck says. “If I [...]
