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Loading ...An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most… “When I die I will dig my way up and out [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: A smart blonde, a talking dog, a jumping elephant, and a flying kangaroo are each sitting in a corner of a room, with a pot of gold in the middle, which one gets to the gold first?
A: None, because none of them exist.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made thedecision to shoot [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words ‘defeat,’ ‘deduct,’ ‘defense,’ and ‘detail.’ Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:
”Defeat of deduct went over [...]
