Jokes, funny pictures, free cartoons, humor, fun pages, and more at myjokez.com!
>
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, “What took you so long?”
The guy says, “That was the worst game of golf I’ve ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack.”
The guy’s [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:
CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
… without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven’t had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA’S FINE.
… you cheap slob!
I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 90 MPH.
Similar JokesFast Food for RednecksYou might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.Redneck… Fast FoodYou might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An 83-year old woman decided that she’d seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn’t certain [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, ”These sleepovers are killing me!”
Similar JokesCan u Answer it?Q: A smart blonde, a talking dog, a jumping elephant, and a flying kangaroo are each sitting in a co…Never Been With A WomanAn American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she [...]
