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Loading ...A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What in the world was that?”
He replies, “Touchdown, I am [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.
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(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Y’might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein’ on the stains!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There’s this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask’s if he needs a ride to town. The guy say’s, yeah. He hop’s in, the driver say’s, what about your camel. The guy said, Oh, he’s ok, he know’s his way to town. So the [...]
