You know you’re a redneck when the biggest city you’ve been to is Wal-Mart.
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. [...]

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In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, [...]

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What do an anniversary, a toilet, and a clitoris have in common?
Men always miss them.
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