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Loading ...The three biggest lies that a cowboy will tell:
I won this belt buckle.
This truck is paid for.
I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Similar JokesStrange and Funny TombstonesBorn 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was.
…HeadstoneHusband and his wife had a bitter quarrel [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In today’s world, Bud ABBOTT and Lou COSTELLO’s famous sketch “Who’s on first?” might have turned out something like this….
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about
buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. “What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak [...]
