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Loading ...This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.”
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.”
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.”
Then, out of [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled her over.
The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde.
She asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand,
I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: it read “Abort, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two rednecks, Bubba and Cletus, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Cletus. It’s a poll-eece roadblock! We’re get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!”
Don’t worry, Bubba, said Cletus. “We’ll just pull over and finish a-drinkin these beers, peel off the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, “Cut it out.” The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened [...]
