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Loading ...Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, “Let’s watch the registration table to see if there’s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”
Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, “Angus MacPherson. Scotland. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story.
Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer’s house way back in the hills, introduced [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.
One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)…
The first blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.”
With a flash, a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against the red light.
First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from him, but still the dog leads on, then a bicyclist almost wipes [...]
