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Loading ...Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
Keep grip loose.
Keep head down.
Avoid quick back swing.
Stay out of the water.
Don’t hit anyone.
If you take too long, let others go ahead of you.
Don’t stand too near others.
Quiet, please, while others are preparing to go.
Don’t take extra strokes.
Now flush the urinal, exit this restroom, and tee off! [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bubba died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue had to call up his two friends to I.D. the body.
The mortician pulled back the sheet, and Jim-Bob said, “Yep, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his ass said, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde.
They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says, “If you go into the bathroom there is a mirror. Look into the mirror and tell anything in your life that you believe is true. If you are telling [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.
Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung. [...]
