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Loading ...Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
“Young [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, “Luke I am your father… and your brother.”
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* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”
…How to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.
Customer: “I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer.” (Training stresses that we are “not the Soft-ware Police,” so I let the little act of piracy slide.)
Tech Support: “Umm-hmm. What [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in [...]
