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Loading ...Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is The beer,
The bitter and The lager.
Barmen.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A former lawyer applied to a government contractor for a job. The contractor asked him what he could do. “I’ll be a consultant,” the lawyer said.
“We have enough consultants,” the contractor said.
“I know all about what’s going on in government,” the lawyer said. “I’ll be an advisor.”
“We have enough advisors,” the contractor said.
By now the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Another “ping,”
Are you listenin’?
The puter screen,
Is a glistenin’.
With icons so bright,
They light up the night,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
Gone away,
Are the hall talks.
Here to stay,
Is the IN-BOX.
Flagged “urgent, please read!”,
And “answer with speed!”.
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
In the morning e-mails start to add up.
No lunch today cause messages [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can’t find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. “Excuse me, officer,” the blonde says, “How do I get to the capitol building?”
The officer says, “Wait here at this [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain parts.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog allowed on all the furniture, but is [...]
