As most Americans are familiar with, the federal government mandates health warnings on Alcoholic products to warn people about the potential negative effects. This is also an increasing occurrence in other countries as well.
**WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that a “2″ is a “10″.
**WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to [...]

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1. Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
2. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. [...]

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You just awake, your eyes are still shut
Still cant quite focus, still draggin your butt
You know you need coffee, can taste that first sip
You wait for the maker and put the mug to your lip
The feeling is warm, just what you need
But you know you need more and its something to read
The paper you say? [...]

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A brunette who really hates blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she says a magic lamp on the ground. She says to herself,”It always works in the movies,” and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says,”I will grant you [...]

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A baby seal waddles into a pub and the landlord asks, “What’ll you have?” and the seal says, “Whisky.”
And the landlord says, “What sort?”
And the seal says, “Anything but Canadian Club!”
Similar JokesA seal visits a local barA seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, “What’s …A [...]

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